Hello everybody! My name is Gill and I just want to set the records straight. A major competitor of mine whom you may have heard of, Sleze Jobs, inventor of the Fapple computer was telling people that I named my company after a certain member of mine. And I say this… Who cares? I’m a multi-billionaire! So he and his buddy, Sleeve Menopauseysack can just take their Fapples and go home, because I am the “BIGGEST” player in the game!
I hope you guys enjoyed my ‘little’ anecdote, but in all seriousness, hello everyone! I am a software developer and have recently purchased my first device (The Fleshlight Launch) and I had the same thought as (presumably) all of you… I’m gonna hack this thing! Upon doing some research, I stumbled upon this site and I have to say, I am thrilled that a group such as this exists! It gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside. I think that means I should turn the launch off. Is 9 hours too long?I rigged my device up with some direct to outlet circuitry and an auto feeder for the lube. Dang this puppy can purr. Okay so the last couple lines aren’t really serious, but the rest was sincere. I am happy to have found this group and hopefully I will be able to contribute something to this project. This is a bit of uncharted territory for me. I feel like an astronut flying to Uranus. Okay, I’m done now. Gill gone! * P O O F *